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How to guess a woman's age

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.

She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same
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Added by Coldie on September 21, 2007 at 3:21am — No Comments

RA Jokes

1. A 95 year old man sucks his 90 year old wife's breast for half and hour and drinks 2 drops of milk.
POSTMORTEM REPORT - death due to drinking milk after EXPIRY DATE !!

2. Husband reading a book on bed with wife beside. His finger went to tease wife's pussy. Wife start to strip herself and ask asks, "you want sex"? Husband answer "No, I just want to wet my finger to turn the page"

3. Rooster and cat going over bridge. Cat sli
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Added by Coldie on September 19, 2007 at 4:31pm — No Comments

A Florida Genie

A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an ancient lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.

The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!"

The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Cou… Continue

Added by Coldie on September 16, 2007 at 8:11pm — No Comments

10 Office Rules

10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're headed for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you really do.

9. Use c

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Added by Coldie on September 13, 2007 at 12:15pm — No Comments

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